- Not too long ago at Warehouse 13... → 唔係好耐之前，喺13號倉庫...
[electronic blast, glass shattering] → [電子爆炸聲，玻璃碎裂聲]
[bulbs popping] → [燈泡爆裂聲]
[screaming] → [尖叫聲]
Is it santa? Mommy! Daddy! → 係聖誕老人嗎？媽咪！爹哋！
- Aah! - Aah! → - 呀！ - 呀！
- Holy--what? Bucky--what are you doing? → - 搞咩呀？Bucky？你做緊乜嘢？
- Just one normal christmas, huh? → - 就係想過個正常嘅聖誕節，係咪？
Is that too much to ask? → 咁都算過分咩？
- Oh, I am having a normal christmas, all right? → - 我而家就係過緊正常嘅聖誕節，好冇？
My dad is waiting for me to decorate the tree this year, → 我老竇今年等緊我返去裝飾聖誕樹，
And I am not missing it. → 我唔想錯過。
So... - All right, well, → 所以... - 好啦，咁，
We've got plenty of time. → 我哋仲有大把時間。
If we just snag and bag the schnoz, we can-- → 只要我哋快啲攞到個鼻，就可以...
Whoa! - Pete! → 嘩！ - Pete！
- [yelling] → - [大叫]
Oh, Myka! → 喂，Myka！
Whoa, whoa! → 喂，喂！
Yah! Myka! → 呀！Myka！
- Pete! - I'm okay. → - Pete！ - 我冇事。
Just get to rudolph. → 快啲去搞掂Rudolph。
- On dancer, on prancer... → - 衝呀，Dancer，衝呀，Prancer...
- Ow! - On donner and blitzen. → - 哎！ - 衝呀，Donner同Blitzen。
Ho ho ho! [whipping sound] → 呵呵呵！ [鞭打聲]
- Ah! → - 呀！
- [groaning] → - [呻吟聲]
- [grunting] → - [咕噥聲]
- Ho ho ho ho! → - 呵呵呵呵！
Merry christmas! [whipping sound] → 聖誕快樂！ [鞭打聲]
Ho ho ho ho! → 呵呵呵呵！
[grunting] → [咕噥聲]
- Hey! Just-- → - 喂！就...
- I got it! - Would you bag it? → - 我搞掂佢！ - 你唔係快啲收佢？
This kid's got a mean streak. → 呢個細路真係好惡。
Hey! That's my tennis elbow. → 喂！嗰個係我嘅網球肘嚟㗎。
[bulbs pop] → [燈泡爆裂聲]
[reindeer grunts] → [馴鹿咕噥聲]
- Come back, bucky! → - 返嚟呀，Bucky！
- Catie! Don't go out there. → - Catie！唔好出去。
Catie! - Bucky! → Catie！ - Bucky！
Go inside, bucky. → 入去啦，Bucky。
- Catie. Catie, be careful. → - Catie。Catie，小心啲。
Watch out for-- → 睇住...
Oh. - Hey. → 噢。 - 喂。
- What the heck was that? → - 頭先搞咩鬼？
- All we did was plug it in. → - 我哋只係插咗個插頭咋。
- Yeah, we're from florida power. → - 係呀，我哋係佛羅里達電力公司嘅。
We tracked a surge to this address. → 我哋追蹤到一個電流衝擊嚟到呢個地址。
- Yes, you had too many lights. → - 係，你哋用太多燈啦。
One too many to be exact. → 啱啱好太多。
- But there was a reindeer, a live reindeer, → - 但係有隻馴鹿，一隻生勾勾嘅馴鹿，
In my kitchen. → 喺我廚房度。
- Escaped. → - 走甩咗。
It escaped from the christmas pageant → 佢喺動物園嘅聖誕表演度走甩咗。
At the zoo. - The zoo had a pageant? → - 動物園有表演？
- Well, it was invitation-only. → - 係邀請制㗎。
- Oh, hello down there. → - 噢，你好呀下面嗰位。
- Do you work for santa? → - 你係幫聖誕老人做嘢㗎？
- I do. I work in customer relations. → - 係呀。我做客戶關係㗎。
- Thank you for saving bucky. → - 多謝你救咗Bucky。
- Oh, you're welcome, catie. → - 唔使客氣，Catie。
You know what, santa loves candy canes. → 你知道嗎，聖誕老人鍾意食拐杖糖。
And so do I. → 我都係。
Thank you. → 多謝。
- Chillax, grumpy. → - 放鬆啲啦，黑面神。
It's just an early christmas present. → 只係一份早到嘅聖誕禮物咋。
- No! - Artie. → - 唔得！ - Artie。
I'm not going to allow you → 我唔會俾你
To go to vegas with dr. Vanessa → 著住你平時嗰套啡色交響樂
Wearing your usual symphony in brown. → 同Vanessa醫生去拉斯維加斯。
- Brown is slimming. I like brown. → - 啡色顯瘦㗎。我鍾意啡色。
And if I wear that in vegas, they'll think I'm a croupier. → 如果我著成咁去拉斯維加斯，佢哋會以為我做莊荷。
And I'm not gonna go to vegas. → 而且我唔會去拉斯維加斯。
There's way too much to do here. → 呢度太多嘢要做啦。
The--the--the gooery needs flushing. → 個...個...個黏液系統要沖洗。
And I haven't cycled the security encryption in months. → 我幾個月冇更新過保安加密啦。
What? - What happened? → 咩話？ - 發生咩事？
- Yeah, you've been looking forward → - 係囉，你幾個星期前
To this thing with vanessa for weeks. → 已經好期待同Vanessa去呢趟。
- What happened? My father called, → - 發生咩事？我老竇打嚟，
Wanting to get together for the holiday. → 想一齊過節。
Thank you for that. → 多謝你搞出嚟。
Then he found out about vegas, → 然後佢知道咗拉斯維加斯嘅事，
And now he guilted me into coming with. → 而家佢內疚到要我陪佢去。
- Ooh. - No, it gets worse. → - 噢。 - 唔止，仲衰。
Ha-ha. Hugo found out about vegas somehow, → 哈哈。Hugo唔知點解知道咗拉斯維加斯嘅事，
And now he wants to come too. → 而家佢都想跟去。
- Well, you can't spend another christmas alone → - 你唔可以又一個人喺倉庫
In the Warehouse. - No, I can't. → 過聖誕節。 - 係，我唔得。
I can go with you to switzerland → 我可以同你去瑞士
To be with your brother Joshua. - No, no, no. → 陪你細佬Joshua。 - 唔得唔得唔得。
No, I'm going snowboarding in the alps. → 唔得，我要去阿爾卑斯山滑雪。
I'm not sitting in a corner and listening → 我唔會坐喺角落頭聽
To the two of you discuss quantum physics. → 你兩個討論量子物理。
That never ends well. Vegas! → 次次都冇好結果。拉斯維加斯！
- Please. Please. - Vegas! → - 求吓你。求吓你。 - 拉斯維加斯！
- Shut up. Listen, Pete, Pete, → - 收聲。聽住，Pete，Pete，
I could stay here this year. → 我今年可以留喺呢度。
I could go on Warehouse duty. → 我可以頂倉庫更。
Next year you could do it. → 出年你先做。
- No, no, no. → - 唔得唔得唔得。
I drew the short straw fair and square, Artie. → 我抽到短籤，公平公正㗎，Artie。
Besides, my mom and my sister are taking a shopping spree → 而且，我阿媽同家姐去咗紐約
In new york city, and I'd rather be dragged → 瘋狂購物，我寧願俾貨車
By a truck over broken glass. → 拖住喺碎玻璃上走。
- [groans] - Look, Artie, don't worry. → - [呻吟] - 聽住，Artie，唔使擔心。
You can stay with me and my family → 你可以同我同我屋企人
For christmas. - Ohh. → 一齊過聖誕節。 - 噢。
That's excellent. → 咁就好啦。
That's great. Thank you so much. → 太好啦。多謝晒。
- Well, I bet that hugo would make sure dr. Vanessa → - 我敢打賭Hugo會令Vanessa醫生
Doesn't even miss you. → 完全唔會掛住你。
- [grumbles] - [mimics Artie's grumbling] → - [咕噥] - [模仿Artie咕噥]
- Vegas, baby, vegas! - [cheers] → - 拉斯維加斯，正呀，拉斯維加斯！ - [歡呼]
- Murder is legal in vegas, right? → - 拉斯維加斯殺人係合法㗎，係咪？
- Oh, my god, I have to pack. → - 天啊，我要執行李。
- Oh, hey, I'll see you later at Leena's → - 喂，一陣喺Leena度見
For some farewell fruitcake. → 食啲告別水果蛋糕。
I am off to the christmas aisle. → 我而家去聖誕用品區。
- Yeah, l'chaim. → - 係，l'chaim。
- ♪ jingle bells → - ♪ 鈴兒響叮噹
♪ ha, jingle all the way → ♪ 哈，一路叮噹響
♪ huh, huh → ♪ 嘻，嘻
♪ oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ → ♪ 噢，坐喺單馬雪橇上幾咁好玩 ♪
I like. → 我鍾意。
♪ in a one-horse open sleigh → ♪ 喺開放式雪橇上
♪ hey tip your waitresses. → ♪ 喂，記得打賞侍應。
♪ oh, what fun [scatting] → ♪ 噢，幾咁好玩 [即興哼唱]
♪ rudolph's nose is right here ♪ → ♪ Rudolph個鼻就喺呢度 ♪
Bam. → 砰。
♪ oh, what fun it is → ♪ 噢，幾咁好玩
♪ to ride in a one-horse open... ♪ → ♪ 坐喺單馬... ♪
Ooh! → 噢！
I'm gonna sue Mrs. Frederic. → 我要告Mrs. Frederic。
♪ and a jingle bells → ♪ 同鈴兒響叮噹
♪ I just fell → ♪ 我跌低咗
♪ I'm gonna get me some workman's comp ♪ → ♪ 我要攞返啲工傷賠償 ♪
♪ and something with pain ♪ → ♪ 同啲止痛藥 ♪
♪ jingle bells → ♪ 鈴兒響叮噹
♪ jingle bells, mm ♪ → ♪ 鈴兒響叮噹，嗯 ♪
♪ jingle bells thank you. → ♪ 鈴兒響叮噹多謝。
- Who are you guys? → - 你哋係邊個？
- Hands now. - Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. → - 舉手。 - 等陣，喂喂喂。
What the hell? - How did you get in here? → 搞咩鬼？ - 你點入到嚟㗎？
- Me? How did I get-- → - 我？我點入...
Okay, that's--that's very funny. → 好啦，呢個...呢個真係好好笑。
Artie! Come on out. → Artie！出嚟啦。
The joke's over. → 玩夠啦。
Where's Artie? → Artie喺邊？
- Arthur hasn't worked here → - Arthur已經好耐
In a very long time. → 冇喺度做嘢啦。
- MacPherson. → - MacPherson。
But you're dead. → 但你死咗㗎。
- I mean, this-- this is just nuts. → - 我意思係，呢個...呢個真係癲嘅。
The last time I saw you, → 上次我見到你，
You were nothing more than a pile of dust → 你只係一堆灰塵
In front of the escher vault. → 喺Escher金庫前面。
- Were I dead, I should think I'd be the first to know. → - 如果我死咗，我諗我會係第一個知嘅人。
- He's clean, james. → - 佢冇武器，James。
No I.D. Either. → 都冇身份證明。
- Now, how do you know about the escher vault? → - 你點知Escher金庫㗎？
- How'd you even get in here? → - 你點入到嚟㗎？
[thud] Ooh! → [撞擊聲] 噢！
[coughs] → [咳嗽聲]
- You break into a high-security facility, → - 你闖入一個高度保安設施，
And you start asking us questions? → 仲反問我哋問題？
- Raymond, any friend of arthur's is someone I want → - Raymond，任何Arthur嘅朋友我都想
To speak with. - I don't know how you did this, → 傾吓偈。 - 我唔知你點做到，
But you won't get away with it. → 但你唔會走得甩㗎。
- Get away with what? And how do you know me? → - 走得甩咩？同埋你點識我？
We've never met. - Fine. Keep playing your game. → 我哋未見過。 - 好。繼續玩你嘅遊戲啦。
- I know this may sound strange to you, → - 我知道呢句可能對你嚟講好奇怪，
But I think you're under the influence → 但我覺得你係受咗
Of what we call an artifact. → 我哋叫「神器」嘅影響。
- Have you come into contact with anything unusual? → - 你有冇接觸過任何唔尋常嘅嘢？
Maybe a family heirloom? - No! No! → 可能係家族傳落嚟嘅？ - 冇！冇！
I haven't been whammied. You have. → 我冇中招。係你中招。
- Have you noticed the smell of fudge → - 你有冇聞到朱古力味
When there is no fudge? → 但係根本冇朱古力？
- If this is some kind of a joke, → - 如果呢個係咩玩笑，
I get it, I get it, okay? → 我明，我明，好冇？
It's the best holiday prank ever. → 呢個係史上最好嘅節日惡作劇。
Ha ha ha ha. → 哈哈哈哈哈。
I mean, what, is Artie using harriet tubman's thimble → 我意思係，Artie係咪用Harriet Tubman嘅頂針
To turn himself into dr. Evil? → 將自己變成邪惡博士？
- James, we've been looking for that thimble for years. → - James，我哋搵咗個頂針好多年。
- How do you know this stuff? How'd you break in? → - 你點知呢啲嘢㗎？你點闖入嚟㗎？
- Look, bad cop, I didn't break in. → - 聽住，衰人警察，我冇闖入嚟。
He did. → 係佢。
I was coming back from the christmas aisle, → 我啱啱從聖誕用品區返嚟，
I came into Artie's office, → 入咗Artie嘅辦公室，
And found James MacPherson, agent-turned-killer-- → 發現咗James MacPherson，特工變殺人犯...
- Killer? Do you know how many lives this man has saved? → - 殺人犯？你知唔知呢個人救過幾多人命？
- He blew up the umbilicus with Artie in it! → - 佢炸咗臍帶，Artie喺入面㗎！
He freed H.G. Wells. She tried to blow up the world. → 佢放咗H.G. Wells出嚟。佢想炸咗成個世界。
- Search for artifacts that cause delusions like this. → - 搵吓有冇神器會引起呢種幻覺。
Raymond, take him to Leena's and tell me-- → Raymond，帶佢去Leena度，然後話俾我知...
- Leena. She knows me. → - Leena。佢識我。
She'll back me up. → 佢會幫我作證。
Oh, Leena, thank god. → 喂，Leena，謝天謝地。
Would you--would you please tell grunt number one here who I am? → 你可唔可以同呢位大佬講吓我係邊個？
- Who are you? → - 你係邊個？
- Pete. → - Pete。
It's--I'm Pete. Remember? Did--I--you-- → 我係Pete。記得嗎？我、你、你……
I have a really good aura. → 我嘅氣場好好㗎。
I'm in tune. → 我好有靈氣。
- That's so strange. → - 咁奇怪嘅。
You don't have an aura. → 你根本冇氣場。
- What? → - 吓？
You love my aura. → 你之前好鍾意我嘅氣場㗎。
You flirted with my aura. Leena. → 你仲同我嘅氣場調情添。Leena。
Leena, I would never hurt you. → Leena，我永遠唔會傷害你。
You know that. → 你知㗎。
[Farnsworth buzzing] → [Farnsworth 嗡嗡聲]
- What does Leena say? → - Leena 點講？
- Just like we thought. She doesn't know him either. → - 同我哋諗嘅一樣。佢都唔識佢。
- He's definitely dangerous. → - 佢肯定好危險。
There's no record of a peter Lattimer anywhere. → 完全冇 Peter Lattimer 嘅記錄。
I'm not getting any hits on his prints either. → 佢嘅指紋都查唔到任何匹配。
James says we better take him to the box. → James 話最好帶佢去審訊室。
- All right. Coming back. → - 好。返緊嚟。
- Ray, look out! → - Ray，小心！
- Uh-uh-uh. → - 喂喂喂。
The Leena I know is a lot nicer to her guests. → 我識嘅 Leena 對客人冇咁冇禮貌㗎。
Now you drop that and get over there. → 你放低支槍，行過去嗰邊。
Now I have got → 我而家要
To stop MacPherson. → 阻止 MacPherson。
Ah. → 啊。
He thinks artifacts → 佢覺得啲文物
Belong out in the world. → 應該俾世人睇到。
So he sells them on the black market. → 所以佢喺黑市賣晒佢哋。
And I think he's used one → 而我覺得佢用咗其中一件
To whammy everybody. → 嚟操控所有人。
- If you think that you can single-handedly stop → - 如果你覺得你可以一個人阻止
James MacPherson, you really are insane. → James MacPherson，你真係癲咗。
- Never said I was gonna do it alone. → - 我冇話過要一個人做。
So he sells them on the black market. → 所以佢喺黑市賣晒佢哋。
[telephone rings] → [電話鈴聲]
- Bering & son books. → - Bering & Son 書店。
- Mrs. Bering, hey. → - Bering 太太，你好。
Oh, my-- [sighs] → 噢，我…… [嘆氣]
Thank god. It's so good to hear your voice. → 謝天謝地。聽到你把聲真好。
It's Pete. → 我係 Pete。
- Pete who? → - Pete 邊個？
- Uh, Pete Lattimer, → - 呃，Pete Lattimer，
Myka's partner. → Myka 嘅拍檔。
- I didn't know Myka had a partner. → - 我唔知 Myka 有拍檔㗎。
- You and I met a couple years ago. → - 我哋幾年前見過面。
Edgar allen poe's pen. → Edgar Allan Poe 嘅筆。
- Is this some sort of joke? → - 你係咪玩嘢？
- Look, could you please just put Myka on? → - 唔該你可唔可以叫 Myka 聽電話？
I know she's there for christmas, so... → 我知道佢返咗嚟過聖誕，所以……
- Myka hasn't been home from dc in two years, → - Myka 已經兩年冇返過 DC 嘅屋企，
Not... → 冇……
Not since her father's funeral, → 自從佢老竇嘅葬禮之後就冇返過，
So I'd appreciate it if you-- → 所以如果你可以……
- What? No. Warren is alive. → - 吓？唔係。Warren 仲喺度。
He's decorating the tree → 佢今晚同 Myka 一齊
With Myka tonight. → 裝飾緊聖誕樹。
- All right, that's enough. → - 好，夠啦。
You picked the wrong family to pull this on, mister. → 你揀錯家庭嚟玩呢啲嘢啦，先生。
My daughter is a federal agent. → 我個女係聯邦探員。
So just back off. → 所以你最好收手。
[receiver clicks, dial tone] → [電話掛斷聲，撥號音]
- ♪ da da [chuckles] → - ♪ da da [輕笑]
Your agents may be pretty great → 你啲探員可能好叻
At taking a bullet, but you might want → 擋子彈，但你最好
To warn 'em about the pickpockets. → 提醒佢哋小心扒手。
- Did you just admit to a crime? → - 你啱啱係咪認罪？
- You have no idea who I am, do you? → - 你完全唔知我係邊個，係咪？
- Should I? → - 我應該知咩？
- Uh, okay, okay. → - 呃，好，好。
Um... → 嗯……
Do the words "Warehouse", → 「倉庫」呢個字，
"artifact", → 「文物」，
Or "univille" mean anything to you? → 或者「Univille」有冇印象？
- No, but "creepy", "trespassing", → - 冇，但「變態」、「擅闖」，
And "federal offense" do. → 同「聯邦罪行」我就有印象。
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. → - 噢，噢，噢，噢，噢。
Okay. What if I told you → 好。如果我話你知
That I knew you spoke a bazillion languages, → 我知你識講好多種語言，
That your secret high school crush was kurt smoller, → 你中學暗戀嘅對象係 Kurt Smoller，
And you can't watch any movie where an animal dies? → 同埋你睇唔到任何有動物死嘅電影，你會點？
Would you hear me out then? → 你會唔會聽我講完？
- No, I would think you were a stalker → - 唔會，我會覺得你係 stalker，
With access to facebook, and then I would call security. → 仲 hack 咗我 Facebook，然後我會叫保安。
- I am your partner. - Really? → - 我係你拍檔。 - 真係？
Because I think I would remember something like that. → 因為我覺得呢啲嘢我會記得。
- Look, please, please, → - 聽吓，求吓你，求吓你，
Of everybody, → 喺所有人入面，
I need you to listen to me, okay? → 我需要你聽我講，好唔好？
I mean, you have this whole other life → 我意思係，你有另一個人生，
That nobody seems to remember but me. → 但除咗我之外冇人記得。
- Maybe you should talk to somebody about that. → - 你可能需要同人傾吓呢件事。
Look, mr.-- - Agent. → 聽吓，先生—— - 探員。
- Agent. - Agent Pete Lattimer. → - 探員。 - 探員 Pete Lattimer。
Now I've been an agent at Warehouse 13 → 我喺 Warehouse 13 做咗探員
For three years, and so have you. → 三年，你都係。
And to keep the world safe, we track down dangerous artifacts → 為咗保護世界，我哋追查危險文物，
And store them in a Warehouse in south dakota. → 然後收喺南達科他州嘅倉庫。
- [laughs] there is no reality → - [笑] 冇任何現實
In which I would live in south dakota. → 會令我住喺南達科他州。
And this--this is a government Warehouse. → 而呢個——呢個係政府嘅倉庫。
- Well--well, sort of. → - 嗯——嗯，差唔多啦。
It's the 13th Warehouse → 係第13個倉庫，
That's ever been, started by alexander the great-- → 由亞歷山大大帝創立——
And you think I'm crazy, don't you? → 你覺得我癲咗，係咪？
- Big time. → - 非常係。
- [sighs] → - [嘆氣]
I bet you hit the silent alarm, didn't you? → 我賭你撳咗靜音警報，係咪？
- Before you even started talking. → - 你未開口之前已經撳咗。
- Yeah. That's what I would have done. → - 係。我都會咁做。
- Buh-bye. - I'll see ya. → - 拜拜。 - 遲啲見。
- Merry christmas. → - 聖誕快樂。
- Tell me how a man in handcuffs → - 話我知一個戴住手銬嘅人
Was able to take you by surprise. → 點樣可以突襲你。
- The guy obviously has military training. → - 呢條友明顯受過軍事訓練。
- As do you. → - 你都係。
Sandra, would you be a dear → Sandra，你可唔可以幫手
And fetch him? - Of course, james. → 帶佢過嚟？ - 當然可以，James。
- Get that. → - 接住。
Here you go. → 俾你。
- You're the only woman I know → - 你係我識嘅唯一一個女人
Who can make me follow her into a bar. → 會令我跟住你入酒吧。
Aagh! → 啊！
- Okay, this is not cute, all right? → - 好，呢啲唔好玩㗎，好冇？
This is not funny. I am a federal agent, → 呢啲唔好笑。我係聯邦探員，
And I can easily and happily shoot you. → 我可以好輕鬆、好樂意咁開槍射你。
- Okay, okay. → - 好，好。
I'll make you a deal. → 我同你講個條件。
- The deal is that you walk away, → - 條件就係你行開，
I never see you again, → 我永遠唔會再見到你，
And you don't go to jail. → 而你唔使坐監。
- Fine, fine, just answer one question, → - 好，好，淨係答我一個問題，
And I'll leave you alone forever. → 我就永遠唔會再煩你。
- Only because it's less paperwork. → - 只係因為少啲文書工作。
[clears throat] → [清喉嚨]
- Why are you spending christmas eve alone? → - 點解你要一個人過聖誕前夕？
Because the Myka I know, my Myka, → 因為我識嘅 Myka，我嘅 Myka，
She's surrounded by people who love her. → 佢身邊應該有好多人愛佢。
- People love me. - Who? → - 有人愛我㗎。 - 邊個？
- People. → - 人囉。
My secretary gave me this pen for christmas. → 我秘書送咗呢支筆俾我做聖誕禮物。
It's mont blanc. → 係 Mont Blanc。
- You bought that for yourself. → - 你自己買俾自己㗎。
- No, I didn't. → - 唔係，我冇。
So what if I did? → 就算係又點？
How did-- how do you know that? → 你點——你點知㗎？
- Because nobody gives or wants → - 因為冇人會送或者想要
A fancy pen for christmas → 一支名貴嘅筆做聖誕禮物，
Unless they grew up in a bookstore → 除非佢喺書店大，
And have a deep and reverent love for the written word. → 同埋對文字有深厚嘅愛。
And that is my Myka. → 而呢個就係我嘅 Myka。
- Well, this Myka is creeped out. → - 嗯，呢個 Myka 覺得好變態。
- Okay, look, I know it sounds bad-- → - 好，聽吓，我知聽落好差——
Living in south dakota, working at a Warehouse → 住喺南達科他州，喺倉庫做嘢，
With an emotionally-stunted partner-- → 同一個情感遲鈍嘅拍檔——
But my Myka loves it. → 但我嘅 Myka 好鍾意。
- And why is that? → - 點解？
- Because she knows the world is full of endless wonder. → - 因為佢知道呢個世界充滿無限嘅奇妙。
- Endless wonder? → - 無限嘅奇妙？
[laughs] We're done here. → [笑] 講完啦。
- Your father's still alive. → - 你老竇仲喺度。
My Myka reconciled with him a couple years ago. → 我嘅 Myka 幾年前同佢和好咗。
She's spending christmas at home in colorado. → 佢喺科羅拉多州嘅屋企過聖誕。
- That is a cheap shot. → - 呢招真係賤。
It really is, using my family, → 真係，用我屋企人嚟講，
But my relationship with my father → 但我同老竇嘅關係
Is no secret. - But his book was a secret, → 唔係秘密。 - 但佢本書係秘密，
Wasn't it? → 係咪？
- How did you... → - 你點……
Mom burned that. → 阿媽燒咗佢。
I didn't even know about that until after dad... → 我直到老竇……先知有呢本書。
- the blue willow sky. → - 《藍柳天空》。
It was about you. → 係關於你嘅。
You read it to him when he was sick, → 你喺佢病嘅時候讀俾佢聽，
And he got better. → 然後佢好返。
You saved him, Myka. → 你救咗佢，Myka。
And now I need you to save me. → 而家我需要你救我。
- Let me be perfectly clear. → - 我講清楚啲。
I know places where people would never find your body. → 我知有啲地方，人哋永遠搵唔到你嘅屍體。
- Deal. → - 成交。
I'll even dig the hole. → 我甚至會幫手挖窿。
Okay. → 好。
Now the guy we're looking for → 而家我哋要搵嘅人
Is Artie Nielsen. → 係 Artie Nielsen。
- Wait, do you mean arthur weisfelt? → - 等陣，你係咪講 Arthur Weisfelt？
- Good. Good, good. → - 好。好，好。
You know him. Oh, he'll know what to do. → 你識佢。噢，佢會知道點做。
Do you know where he is? → 你知佢喺邊嗎？
- Yes. He's right where I left him. → - 知。佢喺我留低佢嘅地方。
- Weisfelt, you have a visitor. → - Weisfelt，有人探你。
[buzzer] → [蜂鳴器]
- You! → - 你！
- You remember me! → - 你記得我！
- No. Her! Agent Bering. → - 唔係。佢！探員 Bering。
How can I forget the reason I haven't seen daylight → 我點會唔記得令我三年
In over three years? → 冇見過陽光嘅人？
- That's what happens to people → - 呢啲就係對嗰啲人嘅下場
Who try to assassinate the president. → 邊個想暗殺總統？
- I was trying to snag and bag the bloodstone, → - 我本來想捉住嗰粒血石，
And people died because you wouldn't let me do my j-- → 但因為你唔畀我做我嘅工作，搞到有人死咗...
What am I doing? What's the point? → 我而家做緊乜？有咩意思？
- The bloodstone, the museum. → - 血石，博物館。
That's where I met you guys for the first time. → 就係嗰度我第一次見到你哋。
That was our first artifact. → 係我哋第一件文物。
Ha ha. One step forward. → 哈哈。行前一步。
- Artifact? Who are you? → - 文物？你係邊個？
- And two steps back. Okay. → - 然後退後兩步。好。
Artie, look, I need you to take a leap of faith with me. → Artie，你聽我講，我要你信我一次。
My name is agent Pete Lattimer. → 我叫探員Pete Lattimer。
I've worked at Warehouse 13 since we met → 由我哋喺博物館見到嗰日開始，
At the museum with the bloodstone, → 我已經喺13號倉庫做嘢，
And I've been trying-- - Stop. → 我一直想... - 停。
What did you touch? → 你掂過啲乜？
- Me? No, I haven't touched anything. → - 我？冇，我冇掂過任何嘢。
It's MacPherson. → 係MacPherson。
MacPherson's the one → MacPherson就係嗰個
That made the world go all wonky... → 搞到個世界亂晒籠嘅人...
- Wait, wait, when exactly, exactly → - 等等，究竟係幾時
Did the world start to go wonky? → 個世界開始亂晒籠？
- After I put back rudolph's nose → - 我放返魯道夫個鼻
In the christmas aisle. → 喺聖誕用品區之後。
- The aisle of noel. Wait a minute. → - 聖誕用品區。等等。
Did you by any chance → 你有冇掂過
Touch a brush? → 一支刷？
One with a long green handle → 綠色長手柄
And tan-colored bristles? → 啡色刷毛嗰支？
- Does fell on me count as touched? → - 跌喺我身上算唔算掂過？
- [sighs] philip van doren stern's → - [嘆氣] Philip van Doren Stern嘅
Upholstery brush. - Stern. → 梳化刷。 - Stern。
He wrote a short story called "the greatest gift". → 佢寫過一個短篇故事叫《最偉大的禮物》。
The movie it's a wonderful life was based on it. → 電影《風雲人物》就係改編自呢個故事。
It's not important. → 呢啲唔重要。
- See, Myka knows things. → - 睇，Myka乜都知。
Even when you're not Myka, you're Myka. → 就算你唔係Myka，你都係Myka。
- See, if you touched that brush, → - 如果你掂過嗰支刷，
Then you were literally swept away. → 你就真係俾人掃走咗。
You've never been born. → 你從來冇出世過。
- What are you talking about? → - 你講緊乜？
I've been born. See, I'm here. → 我出咗世㗎。睇，我喺度。
The world is here. → 個世界喺度。
In fact, you know, → 事實上，你知唔知，
I've kind of saved it a few times. → 我仲救過佢幾次添。
- You? → - 你？
[laughs] → [笑]
Saved the world. → 救世界。
- Yes. I can prove it. → - 係。我可以證明。
Okay? Just hold on. → 好唔好？等陣先。
Where is it? → 喺邊？
Man, catie's candy cane is gone. → 喂，Catie嘅拐杖糖唔見咗。
- Catie's candy cane is gone because you've never existed. → - Catie嘅拐杖糖唔見咗係因為你從來冇存在過。
- Okay, what does that even mean? → - 好，呢句究竟係咩意思？
- Okay, wait, → - 好，等等，
Because I wasn't there, Myka arrested you? → 因為我唔喺度，Myka拉咗你？
- And I went to jail, and MacPherson somehow convinced → - 跟住我坐監，MacPherson唔知點樣說服咗
The regents that he had been rehabilitated. → 理事會話佢已經改過自新。
- Well, if H.G. Wells could do it... → - 如果H.G. Wells都得嘅話...
Never mind. → 算啦。
- Okay, so, somehow, if this Pete Lattimer existed, → - 好，咁如果呢個Pete Lattimer存在過，
He kept my father from having a heart attack? → 佢就阻止咗我爸爸心臟病發？
- It's possible. If he played a part → - 有可能。如果佢有份
In mending the relationship between you and your father, → 修補你同你爸爸嘅關係，
Then it could have had a positive effect → 咁就可能對你爸爸嘅健康
On your father's health, yeah. → 有正面影響，係。
- I want to believe you, → - 我想信你，
I do, it's--it's just-- → 我真係想，只係...
- Insane. Yeah, I know, → - 癡線。係，我知，
But people's lives are far more intertwined → 但人嘅生命比我哋想像中
Than we all realize. - Intertwined? → 更加糾纏在一起。 - 糾纏？
As in a nut ball follows me home → 即係有個傻佬喺酒吧跟蹤我返屋企，
From a bar, I release a terrorist → 我放咗個恐怖分子出監獄，
From prison, and then what, I lose my job? → 然後點，我冇咗份工？
- I'd say that's about right. - You put it that way, → - 大概係咁。 - 你咁講，
Yeah, you got it, I think. - I mean, yeah. → 係，我明。 - 我意思係，係。
- But I was the arresting officer. → - 但我係拉佢嘅警官。
You can remand him to my custody. → 你可以將佢交畀我羈押。
- Absolutely no way. You need a presiding judge → - 絕對唔得。你要有主審法官
To sign a-- - Sir. → 簽署... - 先生。
I think you need to read this. → 我覺得你要睇吓呢份嘢。
- Excuse me. → - 唔好意思。
- Look, I was crazy to even ask. → - 睇，我問呢個問題都傻嘅。
This will never fly. → 呢個一定唔會過到。
It would take a miracle to get him released → 要放佢出嚟簡直係奇蹟
On such short-- - Agent Bering. → 咁短時間... - Bering探員。
It seems that you can have mr. Weisfelt for 24 hours. → 似乎你可以帶走Weisfelt先生24小時。
- What? Just like that? → - 吓？就咁？
But you said I had no authorization. → 但你話我冇授權㗎。
- Someone higher up is pulling this string. → - 有高層喺度幫手。
Mrs. Frederic? → Frederic夫人？
- MacPherson's not gonna just let us walk back → - MacPherson唔會就咁畀我哋返去
Into the Warehouse. - I can't walk in there at all. → 倉庫。 - 我根本行唔到入去。
He's injected me with some kind of solution → 佢注射咗啲溶液入我身體，
That reacts violently to the painite in the Warehouse walls. → 會同倉庫牆壁嘅painite劇烈反應。
- Violently is an understatement. → - 劇烈都係講得輕咗。
I mean, there's sizzling → 我意思係，會滋滋聲
And caving in and bones turning into... → 跟住塌陷，骨頭變...
I mean, it's not gonna happen to you. → 我意思係，你唔會有事。
- Anyway, no one has ever broken into Warehouse 13. → - 總之，從來冇人成功闖入13號倉庫。
- Well, that's not exactly true. → - 呢句唔係完全啱。
How well do you remember Claudia Donovan? → 你記唔記得Claudia Donovan？
- James. → - James。
You were right. Weisfelt was released → 你啱。Weisfelt放咗出監，
From prison, and Lattimer was with him. → Lattimer同佢一齊。
- Ah, and one particularly interesting detail. → - 啊，仲有一個好有趣嘅細節。
He's more dangerous than I thought. → 佢比我諗嘅更加危險。
Go join sandra. → 去搵sandra。
I want him stopped and brought back. → 我要你阻止佢，帶佢返嚟。
- One way or another? → - 無論用咩方法？
- Surprise me. → - 俾我驚喜。
[door beeps] → [門響]
[bells jingling] → [鈴聲]
- Aah! → - 啊！
- All right, 307. This is it. → - 好，307。就係呢度。
Now I think you guys should wait out here. → 我覺得你哋應該喺出面等。
We don't want to frighten the poor girl, → 我哋唔想嚇親個可憐嘅女仔，
And she may remember me. → 而且佢可能認得我。
So... → 所以...
Hello? Claudia Donovan? → 喂？Claudia Donovan？
Hello? Claudia? → 喂？Claudia？
- Hello, professor. → - 你好，教授。
- Claudia. → - Claudia。
- I was really hoping you'd come visit me some day. → - 我一直好希望你有一日會嚟探我。
- What? - Happy holidays. → - 吓？ - 聖誕快樂。
- [yells] → - [大叫]
What the hell is that? → 呢個係乜鬼？
- You work with what you got. Now you're gonna help me → - 有咩就用咩。你而家要幫我
Get my brother back. - [yells] → 救返我細佬。 - [大叫]
Help! Help! - Claudia! → 救命！救命！ - Claudia！
Claudia, listen. → Claudia，聽我講。
Your brother Joshua, he's trapped → 你細佬Joshua，佢被困喺
In an interdimensional space, → 一個跨維度空間，
But we know how to get him back. → 但我哋知道點樣救佢返嚟。
- We do? - We do? → - 我哋知？ - 我哋知？
- You know about Joshua? → - 你知Joshua嘅事？
- Yes, and rheticus' compass. → - 係，仲有Rheticus嘅指南針。
You're not crazy. → 你冇癲。
Okay, it all happened. → 好，所有嘢都發生過。
And we're gonna save him, → 我哋會救佢，
But we need your help. → 但我哋需要你幫手。
- Stay. → - 企喺度。
What do you want me to do? → 你想我做啲乜？
- Break into a large depository filled with mystical artifacts → - 闖入一個裝滿神秘文物嘅大型倉庫，
Located in the south dakota badlands. → 喺南達科他州嘅荒地。
- Warehouse 13? → - 13號倉庫？
I've been trying to hack into that place for years. → 我黑客咗呢個地方好多年。
One condition. - Name it. → 一個條件。 - 講。
- When we're done, I get him. - Deal. → - 做完之後，我要佢。 - 成交。
- Hey. - Relax. → - 喂。 - 放鬆。
She shocks you all the time. → 佢成日電你㗎。
It's your thing. → 係你嘅特色。
- Breaking out two inmates in one day → - 一日之內放走兩個囚犯
Really doesn't sound like me. → 真係唔似我。
- And now we run. → - 而家我哋走。
Split up! → 分頭走！
Not you! → 唔係你！
- Right behind me! → - 跟住我！
- Sha-bangie! → - 嘩！
- Raymond! → - Raymond！
- Hey, secret agent lady. → - 喂，特務小姐。
- Sha-bangie too. → - 嘩都係。
Good job... → 做得好...
Partner. → 拍檔。
- How long have you two been partners? → - 你哋兩個做咗幾耐拍檔？
- Three hours. - Three years. → - 三個鐘。 - 三年。
[knock at door] → [敲門]
- Somebody let me out of here. → - 放我出去。
[pounding] Hey! → [敲門] 喂！
- Hello, james. → - 你好，James。
- Mrs. Frederic. → - Frederic夫人。
Sneaking up on me like that → 咁樣嚇我
Could spoil your holiday surprise. → 會破壞你嘅聖誕驚喜㗎。
- Why have you pulled our agents from the hunt → - 點解你要調走我哋嘅探員
For shakespeare's lost folio? → 唔畀佢哋追查莎士比亞失蹤嘅手稿？
- I didn't think I had to clear every order with you. → - 我唔覺得我要同你交代每個命令。
- Why do you have surveillance on Artie's prison cell? → - 點解你要監視Artie嘅監倉？
- Not sure I like your tone. → - 我唔係好鍾意你嘅語氣。
- Why was I not told there was an intruder → - 點解冇人話我知有個入侵者
Who claims that you have been selling artifacts → 話你賣緊文物
And who-- → 仲...
- Can't move? → - 郁唔到？
Demille's riding crop. → Demille嘅馬鞭。
It comes in handy. → 幾好用。
I have rather a special gift for you. → 我有一份特別嘅禮物畀你。
But I couldn't think how to wrap it. → 但我唔知點樣包裝。
- If you do this, james, there'll be no turning back. → - 如果你咁做，James，就冇得返轉頭。
- What other choice did you give me? → - 你仲有咩選擇畀我？
You freed arthur because you trust him more than me. → 你放Arthur出嚟因為你信佢多過信我。
- This is not the most convincing way to win me over. → - 呢個唔係說服我嘅最好方法。
- I did try. → - 我試過㗎。
I spent three years looking for a way to appreciate the work → 我用咗三年時間搵方法去欣賞
That you and the regents do. → 你同理事會做嘅工作。
- And? → - 然後？
- I couldn't find it. → - 我搵唔到。
[buttons beeping] → [按鍵聲]
[machinery whining] → [機器聲]
[Farnsworth buzzes] → [Farnsworth響]
- They got away, james. → - 佢哋走甩咗，James。
- There's four of them now. → 而家有四個咁多。
- Get back here immediately. → 即刻返嚟。
The Warehouse is under attack. → 倉庫俾人襲擊。
No one can be trusted. → 冇人可以信得過。
- So a magic necklace → - 即係一條神奇頸鏈
Is gonna keep your blood from turning → 可以防止你入倉庫嗰陣
To acid when you enter the Warehouse? → 啲血變酸？
- It's not magic. It is science. → - 唔係神奇，係科學。
And yes. And be quiet. → 係㗎。同埋收聲。
- Oh, you know what, do not tell me what to do, old man. → - 喂，你知唔知，唔好命令我做嘢，老嘢。
- Old man? → - 老嘢？
Ow! → 哎呀！
Old man. → 老嘢。
You're a little juvenile-- - Hey! → 你仲細路仔... - 喂！
Hey, don't turn on the... → 喂，唔好開嗰個...
Leena. → Leena。
Hi. → 嗨。
Um, you haven't met Claudia or Myka yet but... → 嗯，你仲未見過Claudia同Myka，不過...
You really like them. → 你好鍾意佢哋。
- I don't know what those fascists have told you, Leena, → - Leena，我唔知嗰班法西斯同你講咗啲乜，
But you know me. → 但你識我㗎。
And you know what an artifact can do. → 你都知一件文物可以做啲乜。
If you would just trust me, trust me this once. → 只要你信我一次，就一次。
- Stop. → - 停。
Something wasn't right-- I could feel it. → 有啲唔妥——我感覺到。
I'm glad you're back, Artie. → Artie，你返嚟我好開心。
- Thank you. → - 多謝。
- I know there's an exit here. → - 我知道呢度有個出口。
You used it to smuggle out H.G. Wells. → 你用佢偷運H.G. Wells出去。
- Why do you keep talking about him? → - 點解你成日講佢？
- H.G. Wells is a woman. → - H.G. Wells係個女人。
You guys were best pals. → 你哋係最好嘅朋友。
She gave you a grappler. → 佢俾咗個抓鉤你。
- You know what, just stop talking. → - 喂，你收聲啦。
- More like Myka every minute. → - 越嚟越似Myka。
- It's here! → - 喺呢度！
It's here. I've got it. → 喺呢度。我搵到啦。
- It just--it looks like a wall of rock. → - 佢...睇落似幅石牆。
- Yeah, well, looks can be deceiving. → - 係呀，外表可以呃人㗎。
This is the original entrance to Warehouse 9 → 呢個係第九號倉庫嘅原始入口
In constantinople. → 喺君士坦丁堡。
And also it was the inspiration for ali baba and the 40 thieves. → 仲係《阿里巴巴同四十大盜》嘅靈感來源。
- "behind this door lies boundless treasure." → - 「呢道門後面有無窮寶藏。」
- Very good. Yes. → - 好叻。係呀。
- Well, then what? We just say "open sesame"? → - 咁然後呢？我哋講句「芝麻開門」？
- Yes, but unless one of us can say it in arabic, → - 係，但除非我哋有人識用阿拉伯文講，
We're gonna have to find another way in. → 否則要搵第二個方法入去。
- iftah ya simsim. → - iftah ya simsim。
- Look out! → - 小心！
[laughs] → [笑]
- Miss Donovan, → - Donovan小姐，
It looks like you're up. → 睇嚟輪到你表演。
Good work. → 做得好。
- Really? → - 真係？
- It was in the first edition. → - 第一版書有寫。
- I will never make fun of you again. → - 我以後唔會再笑你。
- How come I don't believe that? - Ah. → - 點解我唔信呢？ - 啊。
[chuckles] → [輕笑]
- Oof. - Careful. → - 哎呀。 - 小心。
If you activate the security countermeasures, → 如果你啟動咗保安反制措施，
Then frostbite will be the least of our problems. → 咁凍傷就係我哋最細嘅問題。
- Rest it, will ya? → - 收皮啦，好冇？
I take precautions before I do something dangerous → 我做危險嘢之前會先保護
To the people around me. → 身邊嘅人。
- Claudia, I'm really sorry → - Claudia，我好遺憾
That your brother-- - Not now, gramps. → 你阿哥... - 而家唔好講，阿伯。
I'm being awesome. → 我正忙緊威。
Knock knock. → 叩叩。
- Claudia, wait. Claudia. → - Claudia，等等。Claudia。
Claudia, wait! → Claudia，等等！
Wait. → 等等。
- Dude, you're such an old woman. → - 大佬，你成個師奶咁。
We're in. All we have to-- → 我哋入咗嚟。只要...
Oh. - Yes. → 哦。 - 係。
Oh. → 哦。
- Well, which one do we take? → - 咁我哋揀邊條？
- They're all exactly the same. → - 全部一模一樣。
- Only one of them will take us to the Warehouse. → - 得一條會帶我哋去倉庫。
- And the other two? → - 另外兩條呢？
- Don't. → - 唔好行。
- It's the one on the left. → - 左邊嗰條。
- How do you know that? → - 你點知㗎？
- I got a vibe. → - 我有預感。
- Is that some sort of code or... → - 係咪某種暗號定...
- Hell if I know. → - 鬼知咩。
- Great. → - 好嘢。
- Hey. [banging] → - 喂。 [敲門聲]
Pete. Pete. - What? → Pete。Pete。 - 咩事？
- Pull. → - 拉。
Yes. - Would it kill you → 係。 - 整塊指示牌
To put up a sign? → 會死咩？
- Oh, I'll put that at the top of my to-do list. → - 哦，我會擺喺待辦事項第一位。
- So this vibe that you were talking about, → - 咁你講嗰個預感，
Is it actually... → 係咪真係...
Oh, my god. - This better be worth it. → 天啊。 - 最好值得啦。
All I want to do is find my... → 我只係想搵返我嘅...
Holy crap. → 嘩，頂。
- Hi, honey. → - 嗨，親愛嘅。
I'm home. → 我返嚟啦。
- [laughs] → - [笑]
- This is... → - 呢個係...
What is this? → 呢度係咩？
- Welcome to Warehouse 13. → - 歡迎嚟到第十三號倉庫。
- Okay. It razzled. I'm dazzled. → - 好。真係令人眼花繚亂。
Now let's find your brush, my compass, → 而家搵你嘅刷，我嘅指南針，
And we'll get you some courage. I want my brother back. → 再幫你搵返勇氣。我要我阿哥返嚟。
- Hey, hey, claud. → - 喂，喂，Claud。
You know, it's not just about Joshua or the compass. → 你知㗎，唔止係關Joshua或者指南針事。
The three of us, we're your family too. → 我哋三個都係你嘅家人。
I mean, I'm like your big brother. → 我當你係細妹。
And Myka's like your big sister. → Myka當你係細妹。
And Artie's so much like your dad, it's kind of annoying. → Artie似足你老竇，有啲煩。
And in the real world, we've already rescued josh. → 喺現實世界，我哋已經救咗Josh。
He's at cern. → 佢喺CERN。
And the four of us, → 而我哋四個，
We work here every day, → 每日喺呢度做嘢，
Surrounded by this... → 被呢啲...
This... → 呢啲...
- Endless wonder? → 無窮嘅奇蹟包圍？
- Oh, and Artie... → - 哦，仲有Artie...
Makes the best cookies in the world. → 整嘅曲奇係全世界最好食。
- Well, maybe not the best. → - 嗯，可能唔係最好。
- Oh, can we please? → - 哦，可唔可以快啲？
- So pushy. Listen, do you know → - 咁心急。喂，你知唔知
How to get to the aisle of noel? → 點樣去聖誕走廊？
- Sh-yeah. → - 呃...知。
More or less. → 大概啦。
- All right, come here. Come here. → - 好，過嚟。過嚟。
Look, all right, straight down there, → 睇住，直行落去，
Starting there, you go 40 rows, → 由嗰度開始，行四十行，
You go straight, you turn left → 直行，喺白金漢311
At buckingham 311. → 轉左。
Then you turn right at the woodmont sector, → 然後喺Woodmont區轉右，
You go ten more rows, → 再行多十行，
You turn right at peyton 1222. → 喺Peyton 1222轉右。
You got that? - Sh-yeah. → 記住未？ - 呃...記住。
- Okay. - More or less. → - 好。 - 大概啦。
- I'll remember that. → - 我會記住。
- Huh. Okay. → - 嗯。好。
Good. You two go get the brush, → 好。你哋兩個去攞刷，
And Claudia and I will go to the office computers → Claudia同我去辦公室電腦
And try and figure out how to reverse the effect. → 諗辦法逆轉效果。
- No way I could go with them, is there? → - 冇得同佢哋去，係咪？
- Not a chance. Come with me...Daughter. → - 冇可能。跟我嚟...女。
- This is the turn-- peyton 1222. → - 呢個轉彎——Peyton 1222。
That's... That's... → 呢個係...呢個係...
- That's artifact juju at work. → - 係文物靈氣作怪。
Come on. → 嚟啦。
Oh, damn. → 哦，頂。
It's MacPherson. He set a trap. → 係MacPherson。佢設咗陷阱。
- Okay, wait, look, if this MacPherson knew → - 好，等等，如果呢個MacPherson知道
That we'd be here, then what about Artie and Claudia? → 我哋會嚟呢度，咁Artie同Claudia呢？
- James always loved these damn things. → - James一向鍾意呢啲鬼嘢。
Bonsai, jimmy! What are you doing? → Bonsai，Jimmy！你做緊咩？
- Trying to find a way around these security protocols. → - 想辦法繞過呢啲保安程序。
Silence from the landscaping department, please. → 園藝部請收聲。
- I set this system up. → - 呢個系統係我設定嘅。
I was a top nsa cryptographer. → 我以前係頂級NSA密碼專家。
You can't just-- - And I'm in. → 你唔可以就咁... - 我入咗啦。
- Eh. Oh, well, they must have loosened up the security. → - 哦，咁佢哋一定放寬咗保安。
- If that's what you need to tell yourself, deputy dog. → - 如果你要咁樣安慰自己，副警長。
- Yeah, so... → - 係呀，咁...
Fine, you hack. I'll navigate. → 好，你破解。我導航。
Just click there. Click--cli-- → 㩒嗰度。㩒...㩒...
There. It's just there. Stop. → 嗰度。就係嗰度。停。
[humming] → [哼歌]
That's it. → 就係咁。
But... → 但...
That is not good news. → 呢個唔係好消息。
- What is it? Rheumatism acting up? → - 咩事？風濕發作？
- No, look out. → - 唔係，睇路。
- Hello, arthur. → - 你好，Arthur。
- How do we usually solve this stuff? → - 我哋平時點解決呢啲嘢？
- Well, we--we goo it, → - 我哋...我哋上網查，
We break it, or we outsmart it. → 打爛佢，或者用計仔。
Wait a minute, that's your I've-got-a-plan look. → 等等，呢個係你有計劃嘅樣。
I love that look. → 我鍾意呢個樣。
- We're kind of trapped → - 我哋好似俾人困住
In an infinity band here, right? → 喺無限走廊入面，係咪？
- Duh. What, now? → - 廢話。咁而家點？
- Okay, a lemniscate. → - 好，一個雙扭線。
It's a term in algebraic geometry. → 係代數幾何嘅術語。
It's a figure-eight-shaped curve that never meets itself-- → 係一個八字形曲線，永遠唔會自己相交...
You know what, I'll explain it later. → 你知唔知，我遲啲解釋。
Listen, if we both move-- well, if we run → 聽住，如果我哋一齊郁...如果我哋
As fast as we can in opposite directions, → 用最快速度向相反方向跑，
We might be able to kind of snap ourselves → 可能可以將自己
Out of it. - Okay. → 甩出嚟。 - 好。
- All right. - You ready? → - 好。 - 準備好未？
- Yes. - Snap. → - 係。 - 甩。
- Okay. - On your marks... → - 好。 - 準備...
- Yeah. - Get set... → - 係。 - 就位...
- Right. - Go. → - 好。 - 去。
- Pete, I think it's working! → - Pete，我諗得咗！
- I really should get back into my cardio. → - 我真係要練返吓心肺。
[grunts] → [用力聲]
Oh. - Oh, god. → 哦。 - 天啊。
- Oh. → - 哦。
And that is why we're partners. → 呢個就係我哋係拍檔嘅原因。
- The christmas aisle should be right around this... → - 聖誕走廊應該喺呢個...
- Ah, humbug. → 唉，真係老土。
- Ho ho ho! Merry christmas! → 呵呵呵！聖誕快樂！
- This is my fault. → 呢個係我嘅錯。
I told MacPherson I was in the christmas aisle. → 我同MacPherson講咗我喺聖誕用品嗰行。
Of course he's gonna figure out → 佢實會諗到
The artifact came from there. → 件文物係嚟自嗰度。
- Well, he must not know which artifact it is. → 咁佢應該唔知係邊件文物。
If he took them all, we still have → 如果佢拎晒全部，我哋仲有
The advantage. → 優勢。
- No, we don't. → 冇，冇優勢。
He's got Artie and Claudia. → 佢捉咗Artie同Claudia。
I just got a bad feeling about... → 我總覺得唔妥...
Yup. → 係。
He took 'em to the bronze sector. → 佢帶咗佢哋去青銅區。
- The bronze sector? → 青銅區？
- I'll tell you on the ride. → 車上再話你知。
- Ride? → 車？
- [groans] ooh...Ah...Ooh...Ha... → [呻吟] 噢...啊...噢...哈...
- Listen to me, what's your name? → 聽我講，你叫咩名？
Sandra. Let her go. → Sandra。放佢走。
She knows nothing about all this. → 佢對呢啲嘢一無所知。
- Orders are orders. → 命令就係命令。
You should know that, weisfelt. → 你應該明㗎，Weisfelt。
- That's not how I ran this place. → 我以前唔係咁管呢度㗎。
- Which is probably why you're about to be bronzed. → 所以你可能就快變青銅像。
- Listen, professor... → 喂，教授...
Artie...
Thanks for saving me from the slice-and-dice back there. → 多謝你喺嗰度救我出嚟，唔使俾人斬。
- Yeah, well, I'm sorry I can't help out now. → 係囉，我而家幫唔到你，唔好意思。
[clears throat] → [清喉嚨]
Listen, according to the manual, → 聽講，根據手冊，
This isn't supposed to be painful. → 呢個應該唔痛㗎。
Yeah, I don't know. Just take a deep breath. → 係，我都唔知。深呼吸就得。
- Hey, goon squad. → 喂，打手隊。
- Ray, look out. → Ray，小心。
[buttons beep] → [按鍵聲]
- Aah! → 啊！
- Oh, I love this thing. → 嘩，我好鍾意呢樣嘢。
- Good job. → 做得好。
- Got to show me that move. → 要教我嗰招。
- Mrs. Frederic. He bronzed-- → Frederic夫人。佢青銅化咗--
- Yeah, no time. → 係，冇時間。
She'll keep. We got to go. → 佢會頂住。我哋要走。
- Keep? → 頂住？
- In order to reverse the effects of the stern brush, → 要逆轉畫筆嘅效果，
All Pete has to do is touch it again. → Pete只要再掂一次就得。
- Well, what if MacPherson touches it first? → 如果MacPherson先掂到呢？
- No, it's linked to Pete now. → 唔會，而家只係連住Pete。
It's not going to affect anybody else, → 唔會影響其他人，
But if we don't find it, that would be bad. → 但如果我哋搵唔到，就大鑊。
- I figured. - And james is going to try → 我明。 - James會想
To make this reality permanent by destroying the brush. → 毀咗支畫筆，令呢個現實永遠存在。
- And you know how, don't you? → 你知佢點做，係咪？
- Yeah, there's only one way → 係，得一個方法
That he can be sure. → 可以確保。
He is headed for the lehmann fornax. → 佢去咗Lehmann Fornax。
- You just make this stuff up, don't you? → 你係咪亂作㗎？
- In 1939, inge lehmann discovered the earth → 1939年，Inge Lehmann發現地球
Had a super-heated core, and we've been using it → 有個超熱核心，我哋由1943年開始
To heat this Warehouse since 1943. → 就用佢嚟供暖俾呢個倉庫。
- Whoa, whoa, wait. This place is heated → 喂喂，等等。呢度係用
By a giant furnace powered by the earth's core? → 地球核心嘅巨型熔爐供暖？
- You should see the air-conditioner. → 你應該睇吓個冷氣。
- He's up there. → 佢喺上面。
See? So you just keep him talking. → 睇到未？你同佢傾住先。
- What are you gonna do? → 你做咩？
- Find a way to be awesome. → 諗辦法威俾佢睇。
- Hey, jimmy! → 喂，Jimmy！
So it's four against one. → 而家四對一。
How do you want this to go down? → 你想點玩？
- What a wonderful choice of words. → 講得真係好聽。
[locking mechanism clanks] → [鎖機咯咯聲]
- He's locked us in. → 佢鎖咗我哋喺度。
- Aagh! → 啊！
- Still think I'm crazy? → 仲覺得我癲？
- I'll let you know when I wake up. → 等我醒咗話你知。
- I'm sure I can find a way to override this. → 我實搵到方法 override 呢個。
- Okay, okay, → 好，好，
James, I may have been wrong → James，我可能錯咗
About the other reality. → 關於另一個現實。
Maybe you're not dead. → 可能你冇死。
Maybe you're rich and famous. → 可能你有錢又有名。
- Are you gonna tell me which one of these, → Lattimer先生，你係咪話我知邊件，
Mr. Lattimer, or shall I have to toss in the whole bag? → 定係要我成袋掉晒落去？
- No, no, you can't destroy → 唔得，你唔可以一次過
That many artifacts at once. → 毀咁多件文物。
You could kill us all. → 你會害死我哋所有人。
- That's a chance I'm willing to take. → 我願意博一博。
I suppose I should thank you, Mr. Lattimer. → 我諗我要多謝你，Lattimer先生。
- Thank me for what? → 多謝我咩？
- Your sudden appearance brought things to a head → 你突然出現，逼到我同理事會
Between myself and the regents. → 攤牌。
Arthur knows. → Arthur知道。
Don't you, arthur? → 係咪，Arthur？
Arthur! → Arthur！
The lenape cloak. → Lenape斗篷。
You know you shouldn't play with artifacts, arthur. → 你知唔應該亂玩文物㗎，Arthur。
- You know this is wrong. → 你知咁樣唔啱。
- I'm not the one who broke in. Get out of my Warehouse. → 闖入嘅唔係我。離開我嘅倉庫。
- Your Warehouse? Over my dead body. → 你嘅倉庫？除非我死。
- Excellent idea. → 好主意。
- Hang on. I've almost got it. → 等等，我差唔多搞掂。
- Artie, Artie! → Artie，Artie！
- The brush! → 支畫筆！
- Artie, look behind you! → Artie，睇後面！
- [grunts] → [悶哼]
Don't make me do this. → 唔好逼我。
Give me the brush, arthur. → 俾支畫筆我，Arthur。
- Claudia! → Claudia！
- Almost, almost. → 差啲，差啲。
- There's not enough time. → 唔夠時間。
Artie. → Artie。
- Do you know what you're doing? → 你知唔知自己做緊咩？
- Artie. - Taking a leap of faith. → Artie。 - 憑信心一跳。
- So am I. → 我都係。
- No! → 唔好！
- Pete! → Pete！
- [gasps] → [吸氣]
[yelling] → [大叫]
[shouts] → [呼喊]
[gasps] Oh, no, you don't. → [吸氣] 噢，你唔好想。
Ooh, ooh, ow. → 噢，噢，哎呀。
Ah. → 啊。
- Thank you for saving bucky. → 多謝你救咗Bucky。
- [laughs] → [笑]
[sighs] → [嘆氣]
[exhales] → [呼氣]
[laughs] → [笑]
[dog barks] → [狗吠]
Hey, trailer. → 喂，拖車。
Ugh! → 唉！
[laughs] → [笑]
Mm. → 嗯。
- Oh, come on, mrs. F. → 噢，唔好啦，F夫人。
Please. → 求吓你。
- Absolutely not. When you're older, → 絕對唔得。等你大個啲，
Then you can add schnapps. Not before. → 先可以加烈酒。而家唔得。
- How much older do I have to be? → 我要大幾多？
It's christmas. Shoulda left with steve. → 聖誕節嚟㗎。應該跟Steve走。
- You're here. → 你喺度。
You're still here. - Yeah, we never left. → 你仲喺度。 - 係，我哋冇走過。
- It's the worst blizzard in south dakota history. → 係南達科他州史上最勁嘅暴風雪。
- Nobody's getting out, not even... → 冇人出到去，連...
- It's that bad. → 咁嚴重。
- What about Artie? → Artie呢？
He's here, right? - Hot! → 佢喺度，係咪？ - 辣㗎！
Oatmeal scotchies! → 燕麥餅乾！
- The only person happy about it is smiley magoo over here. → 得呢個笑口噬噬嘅人開心。
But he looks fantastic. → 但佢睇落好正。
- Yeah, I look like I should be parking cars. → 係，我睇落似泊車仔。
Vanessa got snowed in too, → Vanessa都俾雪困住咗，
So it's only my father and hugo → 所以得我老豆同Hugo
That are gonna be in vegas. [laughs] → 會去拉斯維加斯。 [笑]
I guess it truly is a season of miracles. → 真係奇蹟嘅季節。
- Myka. Where's Myka? → Myka。Myka呢？
- I'm right here! → 我喺度！
I just got a new flight. → 我啱啱改咗班機。
Whoa, whoa, what-- → 喂喂，咩--
- Mwah. - What? What do you want? → 啜。 - 咩？你想點？
No, I am not trading jobs with you, okay? → 唔，我唔會同你換工，好冇？
I am leaving tomorrow morning. → 我聽朝就走。
- I know. You're going to see your dad, → 我知。你去見你老豆，
Because he is still alive! → 因為佢仲未死！
[laughs] → [笑]
Yes! → 好嘢！
This is the best christmas ever. → 呢個係最好嘅聖誕節。
- Uh, Pete... - And without me → 喂，Pete... - 冇我嘅話
You would still be in crazy town. → 你仲喺癲人鎮。
Mwah. Mwah. → 啜。啜。
Oh, and artemis, artemis, → 噢，仲有Artemis，Artemis，
Artemis... [grunts] → Artemis... [悶哼]
You would be in prison. Not a great look for you. → 你會坐監。唔係幾好睇。
Oh, and the lovely Leena. Leena... → 噢，仲有靚女Leena。Leena...
[kissing sounds] → [錫錫聲]
You eventually do the right thing. → 你最後做咗啱嘅事。
- I'm sorry? - Don't be. → 唔好意思？ - 唔使。
How could you know? → 你點會知？
And you. → 仲有你。
Mrs. Frederic, mrs. F. → Frederic夫人，F夫人。
Don't worry. I'm not gonna hug you. → 放心，我唔會攬你。
But I am what's keeping you from being bronzed. → 但係我令你唔使變青銅像。
- Oh, Agent Lattimer, please. → 噢，Lattimer探員，唔該。
- Oh, okay. → 噢，好。
[dog whines] → [狗嗚咽]
I kind of crossed the line there, didn't I? → 我有啲過火，係咪？
- And we won't speak of it again. → 我哋唔會再提。
- Pete. - Yeah. → Pete。 - 係。
- What is going on? - Oh, nothing, nothing. → 發生咩事？ - 冇嘢，冇嘢。
I just, um... → 我只係，嗯...
- Are you all right? → 你冇事嘛？
'cause... - Yeah. → 因為... - 冇事。
Yeah. → 冇事。
Yes. → 係。
Yeah, I'm just... → 係，我只係...
I'm so happy to be alive, → 我好開心仲喺度，
You guys, and I just-- → 各位，我只係--
I really, really, really, → 我真係，真係，真係，
Really love you. → 好愛你哋。
- Okay. - Needy much? → 好。 - 咁需要關注？
Down, boy. - Awkward. → 坐低，乖。 - 尷尬。
- You're being a sap. → 你仲係咁感性。
[overlapping statements] → [疊聲]
- It's time. - Yeah? → - 時候到喇。 - 係咩？
- It's starting. [dog barks] → - 開始喇。 [狗吠聲]
- Yes. - I didn't miss it. → - 係。 - 我冇錯過。
The christmas eve fight at the mgm grand. → 聖誕前夕喺美高梅大酒店嘅打鬥。
Bring it. Yo, adrian. → 放馬過嚟。喂，Adrian。
[chatter] → [嘈雜聲]
- [laughs] → - [笑]
- And now frank capra's classic it's a wonderful life. → - 跟住係Frank Capra嘅經典《風雲人物》。
- Nooo! → - 唔係掛！
- Just another holiday at Warehouse 13. → - 又係13號倉庫嘅一個普通假期。
[thud] → [嘭]
[electronic beeping] → [電子嗶嗶聲]